ME David Ouk. Eastside Long Beach, CA. 23. Cambodian. Just another kid from the beach trying to catch a sure/shore break. Most of this blog contains things that i find hilarious as well as things i find intriguing. Just enjoy this shit. Tumblr (3.0; @professorouk)http://professorouk.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaosghost.tumblr.com/post/50844739176/stoleyourgirlfriendand-perrydaplatypus404" target="_blank">chaosghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stoleyourgirlfriendand.tumblr.com/post/50840670817/perrydaplatypus404-rule-1-of-tumblr-always" target="_blank">stoleyourgirlfriendand</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perrydaplatypus404.tumblr.com/post/50839512280/rule-1-of-tumblr-always-reblog-your-crea" target="_blank">perrydaplatypus404</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1adf27e6a79b4c97265ca0939071e2c1/tumblr_inline_mn2668xoKq1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a81b9435c363b58b1bc1fbefde46d339/tumblr_inline_mn269cdfmi1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5799ba24df448475a3dda497893d18c2/tumblr_inline_mn26c7WkYS1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/130a102a5ebe2d882de127207d8a91dd/tumblr_inline_mn26hmibGf1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/eab109c6a2a265a7a5768de3ba2c1131/tumblr_inline_mn26lvRuzE1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE OUR LEADER?! OUR DA-“</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/55e0948f5f41c5439abdf2d57dd0cdc7/tumblr_inline_mn27iz21eS1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Reblog if you’re a 90s-</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/148876465023c147a3ea28a416734dfd/tumblr_inline_mn29vtaFvj1qc7kg0.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50854175582http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50854175582Sun, 19 May 2013 14:47:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/029b645dc7078a32b6edd2bfd8ed6049/tumblr_mn2bnclWah1rome1po1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc43faa135386a67976c1b63de1b9dc5/tumblr_mn2bnclWah1rome1po2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/67ee37c6a950923817069ea1b3b82814/tumblr_mn2bnclWah1rome1po3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50853998475http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50853998475Sun, 19 May 2013 14:45:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/25db8549b3d923a5164d4c56b958b9ac/tumblr_mi6xurqwoI1rc7rqro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theendingbegins.tumblr.com/post/43247062132/dave-chapelle-bitch" target="_blank">theendingbegins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dave Chapelle Bitch</p> </blockquote>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50841662876http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50841662876Sun, 19 May 2013 12:14:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63c21ada218fa30bf5e909d460a78f57/tumblr_mm214sI3Qu1snrulfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ahhshiirii.tumblr.com/post/50757517765/omg" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ahhshiirii</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>omg</p></blockquote> <p>Oh shit</p>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50759189305http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50759189305Sat, 18 May 2013 14:31:47 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcb39e666d5bec5837c9773e36e36e12/tumblr_mgicprjBV81rtva0co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50755325092http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50755325092Sat, 18 May 2013 13:39:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1414da7d2cbcaaaee585edf70b7689f1/tumblr_mmes8ypB8O1qbn0f7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50725149987http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50725149987Sat, 18 May 2013 06:03:26 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01880e18ea3bc20e28b01ba2eddecc1f/tumblr_mkn706myKp1s8z4gzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50725118390http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50725118390Sat, 18 May 2013 06:02:44 -0700http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50718295198http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50718295198Sat, 18 May 2013 02:51:43 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c04662311fd0367878839180fb7fb7b/tumblr_mes05f4lMk1r72ht7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70807a71a3d0e869c5a65f0f0d5c83d8/tumblr_mes05f4lMk1r72ht7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7741d2cdc53f894f00b0d61c8229664b/tumblr_mes05f4lMk1r72ht7o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50643653509http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50643653509Fri, 17 May 2013 03:06:28 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9db62ec6d06106078f5a31f737fa402/tumblr_mk6ucyTWcb1r0y5wdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50642771880http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50642771880Fri, 17 May 2013 02:31:26 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwpzft1EdY1r5ptvho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50592072116http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50592072116Thu, 16 May 2013 12:06:11 -0700brother: why are you listening to the radio?<br /> brother: are you smoking weed?http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50561256132http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50561256132Wed, 15 May 2013 23:08:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/424a58a6d4a0ce4401d311110e046e24/tumblr_mmf33w7FV51qax99wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.</p> <p><span>On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!</span></p> <p><span>Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.</span></p> <p><span>It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.</span></p> <p><span>Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.</span></p> <p><span>Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.</span></p> <p><span>Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.</span></p> <p><span>Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.</span></p> <p><span>“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”</span></p> <p><span>The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.</span></p> <p><span>“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”</span></p> </blockquote>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50512563147http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50512563147Wed, 15 May 2013 12:24:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a46d11b1d6e035bcf42085d7ceaab6aa/tumblr_mm00wjzFoO1qisi4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itswhateverforever.tumblr.com/post/49156173286/real-niggah-shit" target="_blank">itswhateverforever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Real niggah shit.</p> </blockquote>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50510829929http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50510829929Wed, 15 May 2013 11:57:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4242ca07e9a60ce964cfd89dbf619922/tumblr_mfidtrVtDf1qdoxp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50468581506http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50468581506Tue, 14 May 2013 19:36:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md5jd3gnJq1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50427326925http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50427326925Tue, 14 May 2013 09:43:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ae12052f8d35eef31ba585ad89e5f3e/tumblr_mmeizeqaMK1roc8vko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50427296048http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50427296048Tue, 14 May 2013 09:42:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ybtq9DIR1qkww6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50427267269http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50427267269Tue, 14 May 2013 09:42:17 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56b77ba982f1d23acc86bb3ac405dc33/tumblr_mmhsrncmMi1qdxd3qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50407586387http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50407586387Tue, 14 May 2013 00:30:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ccb540d4b3abe00f78d36461e123184/tumblr_mmfqk5pE0W1ql5yr7o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8f1c2cd06f6f1d91868c3403c7499e7/tumblr_mmfqk5pE0W1ql5yr7o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89faca9c6518e8c600fc6ee8577c6cff/tumblr_mmfqk5pE0W1ql5yr7o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6bac04ca78f330130862fa5c2f95029/tumblr_mmfqk5pE0W1ql5yr7o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b97301fe829a65ef5b072063d01aa0e2/tumblr_mmfqk5pE0W1ql5yr7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/145cf9e5b22abf30c1b8b2df21e32b8f/tumblr_mmfqk5pE0W1ql5yr7o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lindsaychrist.tumblr.com/post/50363169749/jesus-christ" target="_blank">lindsaychrist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>jesus christ</p> </blockquote>http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50365517678http://professorouk.tumblr.com/post/50365517678Mon, 13 May 2013 13:58:57 -0700